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“The DAILY Stink”: KFED, Fashion P-e-e n-o-m-e-n-o-n

admin — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:39:10 +0000

Up until this day I thought Kevin Federline was merely a natural craft with hip-hop rapping, not fashion for humans under the age of 8. As luck would have it, KFed is now in the works of designing a children’s clothing line, for parents who are tired of forking over mad dough to keep their kid looking slammin’. Per KFed “It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, in disbelief of how much he forks over to clothe his two sons with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.” Aka, Federline doesn’t think his kids should be wearing True Religion jeans when their dad is so “hood”. Personally, I’d rather dress my kids in Michael Jackson’s bathrobe before encouraging dress by that creepster!

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:25:02 +0000

Negative game, verb –

1. To have such little game, that it can be considered as “negative” progress since it will pretty much working against someone.
2. To have less than “no game”, to the point where it devalues the game for all those immediately surrounding.
3. Nick Carter on The House of Carters
4. Erik Estrada on The Surreal Life
5. Anyone and everyone casted on The Real World

“I would have been all about him, if it weren’t for his face and negative game.”

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:45:59 +0000

Schwag, noun -

1. Low grade weed, known for underdeveloped buds, usually originating from Mexico or someone’s backyard in Missouri.

2. The goatee on a young man, somewhat resembling dirt or rubble.

3. Give away promo items obtained through work. Often used to barter when working corporate or industrial gigs.

“I’m only friends with him because he has hella schwag!”

“I’m not friends with him, he has hella schwag!”

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:20:34 +0000

Weenis, noun –

1. The jiggy bit of excess skin on one’s elbow
2. A reference word when a guys “man junk” is smaller than average

I called him a weenis and he got offended. Little did he know, it wasn’t derogatory!

“The DAILY Stink”: Etta James wants to slam dunk Beyonce

admin — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:57:43 +0000

Even at the tender of age of 71, legendary singer Etta James still wants to brawl it out with pop star Beyonce Knowles. Why, you say? It’s all over Etta’s song “At Last” that Beyonce performed at Obama’s Inauguration Ball. At her concert in Seattle last week, James definitely had her panties in a twist as she told the crowd “Your President, the one with the big ears… he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.” It looks to me like things are going dooooowwwwn. Only, has Etta seen these (thighs)?
I heard they once crumpled a baby… rhinoceros.

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:06:33 +0000

Yopes, adverb –

1. New age terminology for “word”, as to suggest agreement.

Yopes, interjection –

1. A word used to greet people. Commonly used by fans of South Park, Jack in the Box tacos, and The Simpsons Hit and Run video game.

“Dude, these cheese fries are legit”
“Yopes!”

“The DAILY Stink” : Jessica Simpson porked out, Ashlee Simpson outraged

admin — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:40:24 +0000

In order to break endorsement records around the world, Jessica Simpson decided to pack some winter weight in hopes of a deal with Nurtisystem. I mean, it only makes sense when coupled with her existing associations with Pizza Hut and Proactive! The commericals will be archived and revealed for the first time during an episode of America’s Biggest Loser, also featuring Jessica Simpson, due to air in late 2009. In reaction to public mockery and wide-spread media attention, sister Ashlee is “outraged”.

Thursday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:58:21 +0000

body roll, verb –

1. The thing your 250 lb. cousin does on the dance floor at weddings.

2. A specific dance move from “Save the Last Dance” where the entire body does a downward wavelike motion, starting at one’s shoulders and ending at your 1999 K-Swiss.

3. An automotive term, used to describe how far a vehicle will pitch over to each side when making wreckless turns.

4. Laymen’s terms for stomach fat. See: Muffin top

“Shanna can shake, I dig her body roll“.

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:25:01 +0000

Redonkulous, adjective –

1. Of nature that is significantly more ridiculous than “ridiculous”. Beyond normal parameters for which one would consider something to be silly, out of control, or absurd.
2. So batsh*t crazy that saying ridiculous is an absolute understatement.
3. An almost impossible extreme.
4. The 40+ club on facebook.

“Nate’s Mom friend requested you on facebook? Redonkulous!!!”

Tuesday Tactless Terminology: Try it on someone you know!

admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:06:04 +0000

Chya, adverb-

1. The surfer-licious way to say “yeah.”
2. Better way of saying “yes” or agreeing with someone when you really mean it.
3. PG-13 way to say “F*ck YEAH!”

“I say we pull an all-nighter and go to the beach!”
”CHYA!”