Not only do I have a fear of mice, I have a fear of any mother f*cker that has the audacity to create a mouse out of “mice”. As if little furry rodents weren’t sick enough, imagine having to use one of these suckers to navigate through your myspace/email on a daily basis. [chills] My greatest shock is that this whole “mouse-mouse” idea wasn’t intervened by someone at the insane asylum where it was sourced… or that the sicko who created this isn’t reporting directly from Richard Gere’s IP address.

Point and Click using this mousey.

In another eBay auction bonanza, the bidding has ended on Britney Spears’s Marc Jacobs purse. Do you have $1,526.00? Because I certainly don’t. Not even with all the quarter rolls in my sock drawer. And especially not for a bag that’s been all the way to crack rehab and back. Talk about a harbinger of tragic events. The next thing they’ll auction is pandora’s unlocked box or Anna Nicole’s unused Trim Spa.

Point and Click: $$$

Well lookey here, I finally found a cake that’s as BLINGed out as ME. If your birthday is coming up and you want something that screams CASH MONEY, this may be just the thing for you. It’s sweet, it’s delicious, and oh my gosh, it’s Louis! It’s Gucci!! It’s Coach??

Point and Click to guaranteed DIVA-ness: EAT designers

It’s common knowledge that dogs have to blow their load too. And if your dog is as frisky as my little fella, you may want to invest in one of these bundles of joy. It sure as hell beats getting mounted unsuspectedly and having a baby mama that’s knocked the F up.

Check out these Hot dogs with hot dogs @ HOT DOG. Point and Click: http://www.feeladdicted.com/

Ish is getting CATTY in Hollywood—and this is even off the sets. A PO’ed Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker’s ex) posted Paris and Lindsay’s contact information on her Myspace blog over the weekend in retaliation of her posted information on Harry Morton’s Myspace account. Since Morton is Lohans’s ex, Shanna is convinced that either Paris or Lindsay is tampering with his page and have also hacked into her phone and Myspace page. In her latest blog, Shanna states “I know for a fact he [Harry] does not have a Myspace account” and justifies this as a reason for soliciting the girl’s information.

Is it just me or is this like the precursor to a real-life Mean Girls scene when Lindsay starts hissing and pounces across the table like Rosie O’Donnell to a cream puff? And on a completely separate note, am I the only one who thinks Shanna is like 40 years too old (and two kids too many) to be dicking around on Myspace? The Date of Birth only goes to 1906 so Myspace doesn’t get sued for age discrimination and for old creepy men that comically don’t want to expose they are pushing 50.

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Here’s a helpful hint: If you ever glance down and find a fatty snag in your sweater, refer to this before you have a brown-bag Carl Winslow panic attack.

To put a loose thread (or a pulled line) on a fine knitted sweater back into its place, get a needle and push it through to the other side (the inside) and paint it lightly with clear nail varnish. This will stop the string from coming back out again and is invisible from the outside.

Wow. Was I the only one that thought clear nail polish was only good for retouching car dinks and applying glitter to a cell phone? Of all the wonders… Now all I have to figure out is how to start my car without its flux capacitor. dfish.

Hey remember that guy Omarion from that group, uh, 112? Well apparently he’s dating Rihanna from, uh, the Nickelodeon Kids Choice awards. I love it when two really famous people hook up and create an uber power couple. Because in reality, it is almost as cool as when I found a fried zucchini with my box of chicken fingers.

If you’re feeling a bit weezy this season, you may want to double check your allergy medicine before you start rolling on it—Recent studies show that your common Allergy fix leaves a little more than your nose drier than the Mojave Desert. Through the years, doctors have conveniently left out the fact that Allergy medicines also tend to cause vaginal dryness! Umm, as if snorting your own snot every 5 minutes couldn’t be any more unattractive, now you know that sick people without runny noses have dry VAG. EEEWWW<

If you suffer from this problem, avoid meds with decongestants or pick up some good ol KY (it never fails)!

If you’ve replaced teeth brushing with children’s Listerine, you may be in for a BIG surprise. Johnson and Johnson just announced 4 million bottles of Listerine Agent Cool Blue (Glacier Mint and Bubble Blast flavors) are contaminated by yummy microorganisms and are being recalled. Great. As if the Eukanuba dog food I’ve been eating wasn’t bad enough, now I have to get rid of the Bubble Blast too. This whole recall thing has gotten out of control– I had to send my grandma’s 1986 Tupperware back last week. If you actually use this product, kill germs with some vodka and click: http://www.agentcoolblue.com/

I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but check out what the geeks over at UCSC did. No, it’s not a new rendition of the Discovery Zone. Nor is it a pastel Super Mario Lego Land. It’s the actual UCSC Engineering building covered in multicolor post-its that simulate a level of Donkey Kong.
I remember in college when we used to wake up at 11am and get wasted off left-over shot glass remnants and walk around campus slapping asses. Clearly the party these days has surpassed reality.. into a world only satisfied by square paper and empty windows.