This may be somewhat of a suggestive metaphor, but check out this thematic hair dryer that seriously blows. Nothing else screams “living on the edge” like a real life gun that simulates the functions of a blow dryer. That’s like having a diet serum made of acid. Or a baby made of a car bomb. Or a magic hat that generates deadly electrical impulses. Wow, someone had too much sugar in their Wheaties.

Point and Click: Gun Blow dryer

Just when you thought “America’s Next Top Model” got down and dirty, producers decided to frisk it up a bit with “America’s Next Hot Porn Star”, a new pay-per view show offered on P-Star Entertainment. The sexually charged reality contest will feature 12 amateur contestants, all with the desire to get you off via photo shoots, lap dance competitions, kissing contests, sex scenes, and lastly uh, girl-on-girl footage. Viewers are opted to participate by voting for their favorite contestant. It’s like selecting your own neighborhood whore!!

From Sept 13^th-16^th, the Los Angeles Convention Center will be holding the Wired Nextfest, or a four-day vision of the new World’s Fair (aka Geekfest 2007). This year, the festival is featuring 160 interactive state of the art technology and innovative product exhibits that are soon to transform our world (check out the Jet Pack!). If you’re into design, entertainment, exploration, communication, and futuristic arts, this just may be the sobering experience for you! Point and Click: Wired NextFest

It was a white trash frenzy at the VMA’s in Vegas as Tommy Lee got straight b*tch slapped by Kid Rock. Which is weird because I would have put money on Tommy, but according to the AP, Tommy Lee initiated the fight and was in turn hit by Kid with a back hand and then some subsequent slappage. That’s gotta be a blow to the ol’ self esteem – getting your ex stolen and then rocked by the Rock (additionally the ghettofab creator of song, “Cowboy”). Mötley Crüe