Despite the visuals, there’s really not much to bite out of our Grand Opening Party at SUGAR this Saturday. For some uber sweet sensations, head straight to the Westside for some ultra cheap and equally delish Diddy Riese cookies, slash cookie sandwiches. Referred to as a “mouthgasm”, choose your two cookies and ice cream filling for your very own personal ice cream sandwich! It’s about a buck fifty and some cell to your thighs, but you can’t put a price on absolute cookie loooooovvvee.
 
926 Broxton Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 208-0448

Self proclaimed as America’s first exclusively organic coffee company, Urth Caffe has been ravishing our caffeinated desires since 1989. Beyond the realm of coffee and the like, Urth also offers teas and high-quality healthy soups, salads, sandwiches, and desserts. Some meals are so natural and health conscious, we’re talking borderline vegan! Feel free to veg out here – and with great company! Urth Caffe has been named one of the top places for celeb spotting in LA!
 
Urth Caffe 
8565 Melrose Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(310) 659-0628
www.urthcaffe.com

Cruise down Hollywood boulevard and scope LA’s newest addition. Katsuya is officially up and ready for business, and it’s got a lot more to offer than pretentious sushi. Amidst the silver and white décor, you’ll find gallery-worthy valuables to googley eye, such as clear acrylic displays and enormous shiny red lips. Oh yeah, and the food. Sink your teeth into some miso-marinated lamb chops, kiwi-flavored scallops, garlic rubbed seared tuna, and creamy rock shrimp tempura – Yowsa!
 
Katsuya
6300 Hollywood boulevard
at vine
323.871.8777

Viva la France! Do as the French do at Café Flore, your local Beverly Hills eatery named “best brunch in all of Los Angeles”. With a small, cozy ambience, it’ll be easy to get lost in the cool surroundings of Robertson boulevard, turned hardcore Paris! Perks include outstanding food, affordable prices, an impeccable BYOB policy, and Nutella crepes! This joint is no joke, Café Flore boasts legitimate French ownership and chefs!
 
214 S Robertson Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(310) 659-6877
www.cafeflore.us

Move over Sprinkle’s lovers, we’ve found our new guilty obsession… on crack. If only I could take credit for such sinfully sweet creations like Fluffernutter-marshmellow and Peanut Butter, or perhaps Oreo Raspberry Swirl – aka real cupcakes that ooze obscene richness! You called it, Crumbs has shifted coasts to Beverly Hills and they’re even cheaper than ever before (in Crumbs history). With late night hours (the shop is open until 10pm on the weekdays, 11pm on the weekends), it won’t be hard to score a batch of sweets for your Valentine “sweet”.
 
9465 S Santa Monica Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 550-9811
www.CrumbsBakeShop.com

It’ll be a real hoot to step into this Tribeca-located Japanese hotspot for some sushi, sake, and ninjas. Yes, I said ninjas. Because they only have those bad boys running around like Mayhem level 3 of Lemmings! Hit this tourist trap for some frill-filled fun with pan fried lamb, spicy cheese tempura, bonsai tiramisu, and living/breathing ninja waiters that pride themselves on scaring the sh*% out of you during your stay. The matching décor screams Feudal Japan, and so will you when ninjas bust out the acrobats into your loosely protected comfort zone.

25 Hudson Street (between Duane St& Reade St)
New York, NY 10013
(212) 274-8500
www.ninjanewyork.com

Kissing ass to your Valentine can really lead to some suck face. Choice recommendation? Porto’s family-owned and operated bakery. Choose from Mango cheesecake, potato balls, guava cheese rolls, éclairs, and more – all deemed overtly delicious! If you’re stopping by, be ready for swarms of salivating groupies. This place also offers lunch to boot!

Porto’s Party Store & Cake Gallery
315 N Brand Blvd
Glendale, CA 91203
(818) 956-5996
www.portosbakery.com