Up sh*t creek, adjective –
 
1. To be in a bad situation with no clear solution.
2. To be in an undesirable place, or to be in deep trouble. A contraction of “Up shit creek without a paddle.” It can be made to define even more extreme circumstances by adding the suffix “with the repo men on the shore waiting for the boat”

I knew the situation had turned up sh*t creek when I woke up outside spooning my dog”

TMI, abbreviation – “Too Much Information”
 
1. When someone provides way more than you need/want to know. Things that are commonly referred to as “TMI” are details that are often bizarre, sexual, or unnecessary.
 
Example: John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
              Frank: uh, TMI

After an uber-short hiatus, we decided to bring the celeb smackin’ gossip column back… exclusively for the guilty pleasure of you & yours. Why? Because how else are you going to expend excess weekday billable hours? And because you love us.
 
This week – “The DAILY Stink”

To fend off rumors of plastic surgery, Kim Kardashian posted this picture of herself at the tender age of 14. Weren’t bikinis illegal at that age? Because they definitely should be. Along with this bodacious photo, Kim proceeded to explain she’s been a C cup since 11 years old. Which is basically the 6^{th grade}. Choice bait for Dateline NBC’s to catch a predator? I think so!

Douche baggery, verb –

1. The act of being or behaving like a douchebag
2. Senseless embarassing behavior
3. When a persons annoyingness level exceeds normal levels
4. To commit one or all of the following behaviors:
-wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards with stickers still on
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike one’s hair in a “faux” hawk
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped
- flashing sideways peace sign gesture
- creating a new ethnic background via too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in
- adding “The” or the suffix “-ster” to one’s name, as in “The Rickster”