After an uber-short hiatus, we decided to bring the celeb smackin’ gossip column back… exclusively for the guilty pleasure of you & yours. Why? Because how else are you going to expend excess weekday billable hours? And because you love us.
 
This week – “The DAILY Stink”: Paula Abdul’s stalker found dead
 
The creepster following Paula Abdul around finally met her match –a Tuesday night drug overdose. At least she went down in style, living her last moments inside her car, just yards from Paul Abdul’s home. Which now leaves an immediate opening for Paul Abdul’s biggest stalker since “Cold Hearted Snake”. I don’t know about you, but I can’t think of a better way to spend my Friday night.

If you’re at all interested in further details, the body has been identified as former American Idol contestant Paul Goodspeed, who apparently became obsessed with Abdul after her appearance on the show in season five.

Dipped in Butter, adjective –
 
1. Clean looking from head to toe. Also described as “dipped in sauce”.
2. A person who is super smooth and “flossy-fine”.
3. Bay-area slang made popular by the late Great Mac Drizzle.

“The new girl at school is pretty fly, almost dipped in butter.”

After an uber-short hiatus, we decided to bring the celeb smackin’ gossip column back… exclusively for the guilty pleasure of you & yours. Why? Because how else are you going to expend excess weekday billable hours? And because you love us.

This week – “The DAILY Stink”: Britney & Justin will be Awkward for Money

If you’re hitting the Madonna “Sticky & Sweet” tour tonight, you may be in for a bigger treat than originally anticipated. Britney Spears and ex Justin Timberlake are rumored to reunite onstage with Madonna, and should provide enough awkward entertainment to send you into a near convulsionary state. It’s kind of like a bad Jerry Springer show that meets the Vegas rendition of American Superstars, only these are the real people with real drama, and no midget. But in any case, if you’re up for that sort of thing, be sure to jump on the bandwagon at LA’s Dodger’s stadium. It’ll be a smashing great time with Bustin (Britney+Justin) and Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” (=win/win!).

Bonafide, adjective –
 
1. When someone speaks the truth. Usually by a person that is incapable of telling a lie and is generally trusted by everyone.
2. Your main girl or guy, many times your “main squeeze” out of several others.
3. An attractive individual that can be described as many “bonafide” things (i.e., bone-able or bone-alicious.)

“I want some Bonafide Lovin’!”