Up until this day I thought Kevin Federline was merely a natural craft with hip-hop rapping, not fashion for humans under the age of 8. As luck would have it, KFed is now in the works of designing a children’s clothing line, for parents who are tired of forking over mad dough to keep their kid looking slammin’. Per KFed “It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, in disbelief of how much he forks over to clothe his two sons with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.” Aka, Federline doesn’t think his kids should be wearing True Religion jeans when their dad is so “hood”. Personally, I’d rather dress my kids in Michael Jackson’s bathrobe before encouraging dress by that creepster!

Negative game, verb –
 
1. To have such little game, that it can be considered as “negative” progress since it will pretty much working against someone.
2. To have less than “no game”, to the point where it devalues the game for all those immediately surrounding.
3. Nick Carter on The House of Carters
4. Erik Estrada on The Surreal Life
5. Anyone and everyone casted on The Real World

“I would have been all about him, if it weren’t for his face and negative game.”

Schwag, noun -

1. Low grade weed, known for underdeveloped buds, usually originating from Mexico or someone’s backyard in Missouri.

2. The goatee on a young man, somewhat resembling dirt or rubble.

3. Give away promo items obtained through work. Often used to barter when working corporate or industrial gigs.

“I’m only friends with him because he has hella schwag!”

“I’m not friends with him, he has hella schwag!”

Weenis, noun –
 
1. The jiggy bit of excess skin on one’s elbow 
2. A reference word when a guys “man junk” is smaller than average

I called him a weenis and he got offended. Little did he know, it wasn’t derogatory!

Even at the tender of age of 71, legendary singer Etta James still wants to brawl it out with pop star Beyonce Knowles. Why, you say? It’s all over Etta’s song “At Last” that Beyonce performed at Obama’s Inauguration Ball. At her concert in Seattle last week, James definitely had her panties in a twist as she told the crowd “Your President, the one with the big ears… he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.” It looks to me like things are going dooooowwwwn. Only, has Etta seen these (thighs)?
I heard they once crumpled a baby… rhinoceros.

Yopes, adverb –
 
1. New age terminology for “word”, as to suggest agreement.

Yopes, interjection –
 
1. A word used to greet people. Commonly used by fans of South Park, Jack in the Box tacos, and The Simpsons Hit and Run video game.

“Dude, these cheese fries are legit”
“Yopes!”